a random

A person who you have/had sex with whom does not mean anything to you. A one off hook-up. You usually meet this type of person in passing at a club, party, or on vacation. Also know as a "Rando".

She ain't nothing but a random from last night.

by officialjpress November 6, 2017

Randoms

Strangers, people you associate with, just a friend, someone that’s not ya family.

Ya Homie: Ay bro come hang with me and my friends

You: nah bruh i ain’t hanging around them randoms

by Yung$lumped November 5, 2017

random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event

“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”

by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017

Random

Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.

Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters

by IdiotSquadSenpai March 12, 2017