rain-o

1. To go completely sexless for an extended period of time
2. Prediliction for spending lots of time with one's mother

I have been rain-o since graduating high school

by Prime Minister September 30, 2003

Rain Cake

What happens to cake in the field when you forget to cover it up with cellophane.

Guy #1: "Hey Benji, what's in this one?!"
Guy #2: "Cake."
Guy #1: "No, no cake, it RAIN CAKE, you make RAIN CAKE!"

by birdistheword5 March 27, 2011

japanese rain goggles

it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.

when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles

by beta2 November 25, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

A sexual term made up by Charlie Sheen in season 10, episode 8, that a woman, Courtney, does to him.

Alan: "how'd you get the black eye?"

Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night

by muimhneach November 26, 2010

Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.

Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"

by Sizemore December 3, 2005

Golden Rain

Golden Rain; When you are sleeping on a bottom bunk of a bunk bed, and the person above wets themself so much that a shower begins to rain upon you.

Harry: Yo dude, that sleepover sucked at Tom's house!
Jeff: I know right? He gave me golden rain when I slept under his bunk!
Harry: Awww shit dawg that's disgusting I don't wanna know about that!

by ObamaB!nLaden December 9, 2019

Japenese Rain Goggles

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.

Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

by davefister March 30, 2011