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Punis

Pew! You got a punis bro
by Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz July 25, 2022
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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
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Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube
Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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Putin

A piece of shit or the act of excreting a piece of shit.
I had some bad seafood and dropped a massive Putin.
by Subdaimon September 1, 2022
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Putin

Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.
Why does Putin's military only target civilians?

Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 30, 2022
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putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)
"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"
by WoM2022 October 5, 2022
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Puti

Type of place where men put their key
She has a fat puti
by ixsnih_yjh October 15, 2022
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