Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011
Get the Punching Babiesmug. When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
by padsy69 April 15, 2011
Get the Punching the Blanketmug. Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.
Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.
2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
by whatchu lookin' at October 26, 2006
Get the Punch linesmug. by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006
Get the Punched the tabbymug. The act of defecating in a 5 gallon bucket and slamming the bucket over your best friend's head. This results in a frenzied motion of your friend trying to remove the bucket from atop his head. After he successfully removes said bucket, you punch him in the face and say "you've just been Bucket Punched."
by steelroots2013 December 7, 2011
Get the Bucket Punchmug. v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
Get the Keister Punchmug. dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
by shanimal101 May 19, 2016
Get the dick punchmug.