Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Plans

Every 12 year old boy's not so secret code word for masturbation

Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?

Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)

(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"

by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017

Plan

What killed the Van Der Linde Gang

"I hAvE a PlAn ArThUr. AlL i NeEd Is SoMe GoDdAmN fAiTh"

by mrstarkidontfeelsogood November 29, 2019

Plans

When your all lazy fucks and Cullen creates these for your enjoyment

Wow I’m such a cunt and Cullen is so great and makes all of the plans

by Lukas is stupid July 13, 2022

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

plan B

Is other women that a dude has when he feels like the main one he wants is going to reject him.

Person 1: how are you and that one girl you wanted

Person 2: she rejected me so im on plan B.

Person 1: always best to keep a spare but im sorry to here that.

Person 2: its all good now I can show the other girl some attention sense that girl wasted my time.

by MR. RELATIONSHIP SAVER January 28, 2021