Piss Positions 

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

Piss Positions by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

Piss-Fag 

a) Someone who is being really annoying and pissing you off
b) Homosexuals who enjoy each other's urine
c) People who enjoy urnating on pretty much anything

Would you fuck off already? Quit being a piss-fag and leave me alone!

Ewww. That's fucking gross! What kind of homos drink each others piss?! Fucking piss-fags!

Yo, quit being a piss-fag and stop pissing all over the place.

Piss-Fag by Greef October 29, 2007

piss limber 

to be knocked silly and fall down, much like a drunk

The hard left hook of Ali knocked Frazier piss limber.

piss limber by Chadman July 25, 2008

Piss-Shot 

The piss shot happens either while getting a blow-job or receiveing a wank, near the crucial point of ejaculation you cover the tip of your penis with your foreskin, then hold it closed with your fingers, it is crucial she is on her knees and close to your penis,start pissing with the foreskin still closed, within the next few seconds the foreskin will expand and eventualy your fingers wont be able to hold it all back and both the piss and cum explode on her face, while shes realising what happend you have to walk away,with your pants down if nessisary, and without looking back say: "you just got pissed-jobbed"

i gave that bitch a piss-shot, she swallowed a little, ohhh right

Piss-Shot by hal-leo September 18, 2010

piss de résistance

The lowest point, or worst feature of something.

I've seen some bad artwork in this museum, but this last item really is the piss de résistance.

piss de résistance by Zamzara May 25, 2011

piss pouch

a piss pouch is an aftermath of snoodling, but instead of busting a nut, you pee. utilizing the gasket of the forskin during snoodling.

we were snoodling, and everything was gravy, but instead of busting a nut inside my forskin, he peed and made a piss pouch, letting a buildup of pressure helping me cum with him.

piss pouch by code0wnage September 2, 2011

piss nigga 

"Piss nigga" is a term used for someone you dislike. It means that they screw around and piss people off commonly, and are in general an annoyance to everyone they associate with, aside from other people like them.

I know, the guy you're talking about is a piss nigga for real.

piss nigga by Dill.stl March 14, 2018