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Phantom Glasses Syndrome 

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.

phantom patriot 

The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.

Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.

McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"

Phantom Pick Syndrome 

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."

Phantom Pain

There’s 2 meaning to this

#1: Phantom Pain is a condition where you lose a limb but your brain sends signals to that limb, like feeling like you have to itch that body part but you can’t

#2: Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain
Context #1 “Yo bro you have phantom pain right?” “Yeah I get it all the time”

Context #2 “Yo bro wanna watch me play Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain?” “Sure can you share play?”
Phantom Pain by X FIRE PLAYER X August 24, 2024

Phantom Touch 

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
Phantom Touch by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

Phantom Chica 

That one character from FNAF 3 that shares close resemblance to a watermelon.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Phantom Chica?
Person 2: The Watermelon? Yeah.
Phantom Chica by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024