Lemon panties 

A woman can be certified to have lemon panties only during her peak reproductive years, assumed to be aged 16-21.

First relevant use in r/badwomensanatomy. Used in a particularly boomer take on the “age hierarchy of a woman’s relevance.”

Those eighteen year old girls have certified lemon panties.

Lemon panties by Bexie B. January 30, 2022

Robert Pattinson

The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.

Robert Pattinson by Fnord of the Bananas August 27, 2010

Panties2 

panties2 meaning


fag-faggot-fagety allso no as faggery fagerton

God damn panties2 your such a fegz0r

Panties2 by a better artist then painties2 July 31, 2003

Dangling participle 

A dangling participle is a wallet chain, cell phone headset cord, beeper leash, purse strap or other long slender device used to secure an object to a person.

A dangling participle is the "straps" that have the tendency to always get caught on another object when you least expect it to, often resulting in a humurous but humiliating yank in the opposite direction of travel (i.e.: getting out of a car, getting up from a desk, etc.).

Dangling participle by S.J. Friedman October 11, 2005

Bunky poot panties 

When a woman fills her panties with a Mother Load of crap ,then sits on it, either on accident or on purpose to excite her lover(s).

Man, last night my wife got caught in traffic and had bunky poot panties. They were sagging with crap and dark brown.
She shook her butt in my face to try to turn me on for a quicky.

Bunky poot panties by george bush league April 28, 2009

panting 

Overuse of the :P smily

alex224: yeah I know what you mean :P
toby52: it must be hot where you are, cuz ur panting lol

panting by sizzz June 11, 2008

panties in a bunch 

when a party or subject begins to act in an anally retensive manner; stupid hoe bags that try to front when they styles ain't fly.

Damn bitch, why you gotta be gettin' your panties in a bunch?

panties in a bunch by swimsuit May 9, 2003