FMF Paradox

Fucking my family paradox, The theory you can never get too close to someone who is having sex with a member of your family because of the expected akwardness. Also can be used as fucking my sister paradox or fucking my mother paradox.

Friend 1: My Sister's boyfriend keeps trying to be my best friend.

Friend 2: So what's wrong with that?

Friend 1: FMF paradox man, it's too awkward.

by Billy Mcgee February 21, 2014

bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner

Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox

by supercomicman November 16, 2014

Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

sigma paradox

The Sigma paradox happens with thirds mainly e.g 1/3 = 33.333 repeating 2/3 = 66.666 repeating and 3/3 = 99.999 repeating. 3/3 is q whole number equaling 1 however it can't equal 1 because it is 99.9 repeating get it? It comes ever closer too 100% but will never get there. You can relate, in sure.

Bruh. Your life is pretty much a Sigma Paradox!
What?
You will NEVER SUCCEED ;)

by pseudonym1583622891 May 3, 2016

Yellow Paradox

The need for a committed and meaningful relationship while also having, a fear of leaving the house or communicating with other human beings.

You are really letting your Yellow Paradox show man, I think you need help.

by LatenightLounger August 3, 2017

The Parabole Effect

The act in which a person's umbrella is turned inside out, leaving the affected in a very awkward and self conscious situation.

- Haha, look over there! That guy just got hit by The Parabole Effect!

-Yeah, what a loser!

by Dankspanka' October 13, 2017

bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins

"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX

by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017