Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

The angler position

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.

I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night

by Bob McVagene March 8, 2019

A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019

Positive

Let's see if you can stay positive while you're being indicted for criminal negligence.

You can be positive that the kiddos are going to be living with their respective daddies because I was serious about orphaning your kids if I don't get what I want.

by Hym Iam November 11, 2020

camo position

The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.

Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.

by Jester Games December 18, 2016

Gangster Position

Something that Andre Nickatina stand in his song "Converstaions with the Devil"

"Standing in the Gangster Position. Chit, my name is Nikky, but you can call me Dre."

by Sparky283 April 21, 2010

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011