by CLEVIN March 21, 2014
Get the eggs in the ovenmug. father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma September 1, 2014
Get the rotten eggsmug. A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.
by Skidz395 March 3, 2014
Get the egg eatermug. the word egg mayo defined
a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory
a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory
by q\E September 7, 2020
Get the egg mayomug. Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021
Get the Cream eggmug. When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position
by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014
Get the English eggmug. When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"
"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
by Bigsize October 9, 2008
Get the Spackered eggsmug.