to go toilet

Any receptical that can be used to capture human waste whilst on "the go"

I gotta scrub out my car man, I hit the curb this morning on the way to work and spilled a to go toilet

by BathroomSniper January 18, 2017

Toilet Faith

When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.

I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.

by Maru the internet sensation August 23, 2011

toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it

Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass

by ethab April 16, 2015

Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 27, 2023

Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.

Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash

by AtomicTurban February 14, 2011

The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.

Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.

by DuctTapePants August 27, 2018

Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019