3-seconds in the key

Originally created by YouTuber Danny Mullen. It means when you slip it up a chicks ass real quick and pretend it was a accident.

Oh shit. I didn't mean to 3-seconds in the key you.

by Hanaji Okage May 20, 2019

Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

by gbag84 November 14, 2018

fuck the black keys

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off

“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH”

by mar432001 November 04, 2019

key (ones) car

The result of being a douchebag.

To key (ones) car:

Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!

Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.

Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.

Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh

by Corkit August 04, 2011

african skeleton key

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.

Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.

by MDM July 19, 2005

Hot Key Faggot

An insult to someone who is aware of almost every hot key for their computer. They often rub their extensive Hot key abilities in others faces. Hot key Faggots think of people who dont use hotkeys as primitive and savage. This insult is often used in jealousy of a Hot key faggot's ability to do something in half the time than non Hot Key Faggots.

The Hotkey Faggot pwned newbs in Dota with his Hot Keying abilities.

Pat: Damnit, highlighting all these pages is making my debate homework take forever.
Max: Why dont you use control ctrl A? Thats what I did.
Pat: Because im not a hot key faggot thats why. Now lets go hit up Dennies before all the waffle goths get there.

by Patty T January 04, 2008

Key West Kamikaze

While enthralled in homosexual intercourse, the power bottom farts on the penis that is inserted in his bottom.

Mike was plowing Kevin until the Key West Kamikaze blew it out. Time for round two in the dumper!

by Cock Blogger March 06, 2007