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his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts
his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts
by ben 69 February 20, 2022
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Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
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Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022
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by jeremy cow December 6, 2021
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At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020
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Get the Cowed up mug.When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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