october 21

october 21 is national slap a bitch day!! go up to that one person that needs a slap and slap them! you can do it and no one will get mad!

popular boy: oh i have to go slap that bitch
boys bsf: oh yea right it’s october 21!

by chloe danvers October 18, 2019

October 9

National send a booty pic day!

On October 9 I get a free booty pic!

by Wavyfrye October 9, 2020

October 23

The best fucking day ever. This is the day where the most perfect person in the entire universe is born. He’s cute, hot, sweet, supportive, and really funny. He’ll make you feel unbelievably happy and loved and you won’t be able to help falling for him.

“Hey when’s your birthday?”
“October 23”
“Wait really?!! That’s when the love of my life was born!”

by Crescentmoon56 October 17, 2019

October 22

National stop posting urban dictionary dates they all fakes and are made up by some random kid on the internet

Rylie : omg it’s October 22 national kiss me who is ready
John: no one dumbass stop posting that shit is annoying with bad breath ass

by Daddysnapchatsksksk October 21, 2019

October 4

National horny/nude day idk just go crazy for the ones you haven’t gone crazy on for some time

Yo jessica it’s been some time so wanna do horny/nude day? Since its October 4

by Don’t ask I’m just lonely October 3, 2020

October 20

National skip school/ work day. On this day you can skip whatever you like and not get in trouble for it

Person 1: Hey tomorrow is October 20th you know what that means...

Person 2: yep, I’ll be sleeping all day cause I’m skipping everything

by Mark litbro October 16, 2019

october 23rd

The day when everyone will walk around and randomly screen in people’s face IM A GIRAFFE

Oh hey bi-
“IM A GIRAFFE! Oh hi yeah it’s October 23rd.”

by Keira_Enright_ October 12, 2019