jerk sauce

Semen, Splooge, or cum That comes from a person you don't like.
AHH! Tim Walter got jerk sauce on me
by mctits April 24, 2003
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jersey jerks

crazy New Jersey drivers that have no respect for other vehicles driving on the same road. Cutting people off, running red lights, running stop signs, putting people and their families lives in jeopardy.
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by opinionater October 29, 2011
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Jerk off

your ass hole ex boyfriend who left you for a whore and now talks shit about you
Michael is such a Jerk off, i can't believe he left Shelby for Julie.
by Nicole Mendoza December 04, 2006
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heft and jerk

the act of a large woman or man attempting to dance as if unaware of their size and danger to others on the dance floor , usually with choppy movement
"Check out the fatty , I think shes doing the heft and jerk "
by Brian Styron June 19, 2007
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Clean Jerk

The act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. The logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.
She flatly refused to fuck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that bitch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her tits out in no time.
by ZippyMoonbat April 06, 2010
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jerk in the box

Just an enhanced version of calling someone a jerk. this word combines "jerk" and "jack in the box" to create "jerk in the box", how creative.
why you gotta be a jerk in the box!??
by Sunny-D42 November 12, 2006
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wave jerk

Similar to a circle jerk, a wave jerk is when a group of guys all join in on a Google Wave session and, using some video extension, all jerk off to the same porn video.
ThunderCat4000: yo after i log off dis game i'm havin a wave jerk wit my frenzz wanna join? we're redtubin it baby.
by bassbaboonist November 06, 2009
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