When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street
Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag
by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025
Get the hochelaga hobo bagmug. A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
Get the bed hobomug. An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.
Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.
by tnj629 February 17, 2022
Get the Park Hobo Mongrelmug. by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019
Get the Hobo Johnsonmug. Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.
- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is HH.
- What?
- She is Hidden Hobo .
- Yeah, she is HH.
- What?
- She is Hidden Hobo .
by pensa_coke_cola June 5, 2024
Get the Hidden Hobomug. The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.
Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?
(car pulls up to John)
John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.
(car pulls up to John)
John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.
by hoboh8r December 29, 2010
Get the Hobo Runwaymug. Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
Get the hobo in a gym sockmug.