murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Murder Fist

When you can punch so hard you can send someone to the hospital or the grave.

Joe: "You need to keep your pimp hand strong. Bitch slap that woman!"
Ed: "Bitch slap?! I'll murder fist her!"

by JiggleBaby501 June 15, 2016

Murder

A collective group of Dikes

Look at that miserable Murder over there hating on men but shopping for men shaped tools

by The_Piechamp December 26, 2024

Murder

The action of taking another one's life

Don't do this you'll be arrested

Betty:I plead guilty for Murder

Judge:lol okay get noob

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Murder

It was an accident

"I don't want to go to jail for murder. Samantha Grey was the love of my life"

by I didn't kill her October 19, 2021

Dick murderer

Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you

Don't be a dick murderer

by Scotties funny August 4, 2016

Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024