Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016

Your mum fucks Robbie

When you suspect somebodies mum fucks a dog you call them out by saying your mum fucks Robbie

Scott, your mum fucks Robbie

by Phantom Phantomener May 12, 2020

Your Mum Works at McDonalds

Shouted insult: Your Mum Works at McDonalds.
This is often accompanied by a series of symbolic hand gestures representing the Y M W and M.

You loser! Your Mum Works at McDonalds!

by indiedan September 10, 2009

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

by reuben herdbeurger October 16, 2020

suck my cock mum

Something you say when your dad is away

Suck my cock mum.

by dell lo September 20, 2020

Ur mum gay lol

Ur mum gay lol is the worst this insult you can ever say the person will have to move planets if you ever pull this insult of correctly

Person 1: ur dad
Person 2: ur mum gay lol 😂

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

Suck your mum tits

British offensive
used when expressing anger.

Go and suck your mum tits

by Jim54378 May 12, 2019