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Monkey Blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
by monkey blanket July 19, 2017
mugGet the Monkey Blanketmug.

le monkey

A beautiful thicc monkey. He is well known as a tiktok meme and helikes to say uh oh stinky
person1: hey did you see le monkey last night? he was looking thicc
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
by ieatvegans November 1, 2019
mugGet the le monkeymug.

monkey wobbler

Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!
"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"
by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014
mugGet the monkey wobblermug.

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020
mugGet the Monkey Farmmug.

monkey jello

an amazing gay guy who thinks he's straight
'Jose totally checked out my shoes and and then asked me out! what a monkey jello'
by suga-bob July 4, 2008
mugGet the monkey jellomug.

Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
mugGet the Monkey Tittiesmug.

Egg Monkey

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.
Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.
by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020
mugGet the Egg Monkeymug.

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