Mongolian Jaw-Locking

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.

I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.

by Mongal Man July 15, 2025

Mogog Nuts

Toronto's own nickname for mowgli

Yo Mogog Nuts, scoop slam

by Møwgli August 24, 2025

Mogólico

Governor of the Buenos Aires province

Person: "sos un mogólico" ("you're a mogólico")
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)

by The king of the Doritos August 26, 2025

MongoDB

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system

mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up

by themasterslacker September 4, 2025

mongodb

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system

mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up

by themasterslacker September 4, 2025

Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.

Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

by Goofier October 5, 2025

Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation

Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching

by gv_86 October 11, 2025