Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
by jaga-jack May 5, 2009
Get the Lazy Pig Flumug. A limp dick or flaccid penis.
After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!
by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024
Get the Lazy Richardmug. Lazy type is when you are SO lazy, you shorten words into less characters in texting.
Examples:
1 = won
2 = too/to
4 = for
8 = ate
af = as f**k
b = be
B) = glasses guy
bs = bull s**t
c = see
cu = see you
D: = big frown
ez = easy
f = respects
fu = f**k you
g = jee
g8 = gate
gg = good game
gl = good luck
gr8 = great
h8 = hate
hk = heck
ic = I see
id = I'd
idc = I don't care
idk = I don't know
ik = I know
ill = I'll
ily = I love you
im = I'm
io = I owe
iv = ivy
jk = just kidding
k = okay
kys = kill yourself (terrible!!!)
l = loser
l8 = late
l8r = later
lmao = laughing my a** off
lmfao = laughing my f**king a** off
lol = laugh out loud (Classic!)
m8 = mate
ma = mom
mf = mother f**ker
mt = empty
n = in?
ne1 = anyone
np = no problem
nv = envy
o = oh
ok = okay (not really lazy, but I had to put it on here)
op = overpowered
p = pea/pee
pa = dad
pj's = pajamas
pm = private messages/PM (like the time)
pp = peepee?
q = cue/queue
qt = cutie
r = are
r8 = rate
rp = roleplay
su = shut up
t = tea/tee
tho = though
ttyl = talk to you later
ty = thank you
u = you
ur = you are/your
vc = voice chat/voice call
w = win
w8 = wait
wtf = what the f**k
wth = what the heck
x = ex/cross
xD = laugh
xoxo = kisses and hugs/I love you/Tic-Tac-Toe
y = why
:D = big smile
:) = smile
:( = frown
:C = big frown
:S = confused face
:P = stick out tounge
:O = surprised
:| = neutral
Examples:
1 = won
2 = too/to
4 = for
8 = ate
af = as f**k
b = be
B) = glasses guy
bs = bull s**t
c = see
cu = see you
D: = big frown
ez = easy
f = respects
fu = f**k you
g = jee
g8 = gate
gg = good game
gl = good luck
gr8 = great
h8 = hate
hk = heck
ic = I see
id = I'd
idc = I don't care
idk = I don't know
ik = I know
ill = I'll
ily = I love you
im = I'm
io = I owe
iv = ivy
jk = just kidding
k = okay
kys = kill yourself (terrible!!!)
l = loser
l8 = late
l8r = later
lmao = laughing my a** off
lmfao = laughing my f**king a** off
lol = laugh out loud (Classic!)
m8 = mate
ma = mom
mf = mother f**ker
mt = empty
n = in?
ne1 = anyone
np = no problem
nv = envy
o = oh
ok = okay (not really lazy, but I had to put it on here)
op = overpowered
p = pea/pee
pa = dad
pj's = pajamas
pm = private messages/PM (like the time)
pp = peepee?
q = cue/queue
qt = cutie
r = are
r8 = rate
rp = roleplay
su = shut up
t = tea/tee
tho = though
ttyl = talk to you later
ty = thank you
u = you
ur = you are/your
vc = voice chat/voice call
w = win
w8 = wait
wtf = what the f**k
wth = what the heck
x = ex/cross
xD = laugh
xoxo = kisses and hugs/I love you/Tic-Tac-Toe
y = why
:D = big smile
:) = smile
:( = frown
:C = big frown
:S = confused face
:P = stick out tounge
:O = surprised
:| = neutral
by zaydenmYT April 12, 2019
Get the lazy typemug. 
From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.
by queen_dtx April 25, 2024
Get the lazy ovarymug. Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
Get the Lazymug. by reilei February 16, 2019
Get the lazy cowboymug.