Jon jon

A definition of ragebait far superior than any form of ragebait

“Bro are you jon joning me?”

by The chainal construct August 10, 2025

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That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.

*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)

by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025

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Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.

"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."

by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025

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jon godrage

to “jon godrage” someone is to indulge in the activity of intercourse

Che: Yo, lemme jon godrage you

Cris: Get away from me freak

by Jgoman m November 14, 2025

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Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.

Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

by Starmustdie November 25, 2025

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brodie & jon

a fiddle of paedophiles. The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
the alarm was raised when brodie & Jon, a fiddle of paedophiles, attempted to enter the funfair during the school holidays.

brodie & jon nonce the night away

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

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