joe lam

When you make plans with one person, only to cancel if something better comes up.

I was supposed to go to the beach with Henry, but I joe lammed him and went to the beach with Suzy instead.

by Da Man ooohhh uh August 14, 2009

Joe Pass

An amazing jazz guitarist with over 90 albums to his name, who his shamely under appreciated. He passed away on May 23rd,1994.

Me:Who's your favorite guitar player?

Idiot:Slash! He's amazing!!

Me:Fuck that clown, Joe Pass could whoop his ass!

by TheCentralScrutinizer254 May 10, 2010

Joe Mangled

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.

Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

The Idaho Joe

When one takes their purple-headed love warrior and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes for their lover to lick off.

(See also The Loaded Idaho Joe)

Damn...If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have given her The Idaho Joe. Pass me the mashed potatoes.

by Schmidt-Dogg & Alejandra R. October 1, 2007

Joe Keery

The FINEST man to ever exist. Way to hot to handle if you ask me.

“Do you know Joe Keery?

“YES, he’s so hot.”

by Cmrpcua June 10, 2022

Who is Joe?

Something you should never say to a gamer. If you do you will regret it.

Bob: Did you see what Joe did today?

Phil: Who is Joe?

Bob: JOE MAMMA!

by axLe Legend YT October 17, 2019

Kamookie Joe

The two word phrase Kamookie Joe is used to describe marijuana in any form. Kamookie Joe or the verb Kamookie Joed is also used to describe the feeling/state of being very intoxicated by any drug. The phrase Kamookie Joed is most often used when refering to a person who is extremely high on marijuana over any other drug.Kamookie Joe or simply just Kamookie is used as a describing word for almost any situation/object whether good or bad making it difficult for an outsider of the culture to understand what is being said or the intent of an individual.

I am so Kamookie Joed man.

That is some potent Kamookie Joe.

That's just Kamookie Joe.

I am so excited about that Kamookie.

by John Launchlan August 8, 2008