Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

jim hurl

all round fucking legend, rumor has it hes a bag fein on a friday night, surfs at avolon daily

racked some lines with jim hurl

by samthemanhero14 August 16, 2023

jim front snuggle

A jim front snuggle is the worst type of snuggle. Generally speaking, a jim seeking comfort will ambush its prey before nestling in on top of it. In order for a jim front snuggle to be entirely ‘Jim front’, the jim must always be the one on top with his head on the chest of its victim.

Oh gawd I sure do hate Jim front snuggles!

by Ihatejimfrontsnuggles November 23, 2021

Jim

Another word for gym

Zyzz: we go Jim⚡️🔱💪
Cbum: we go Jim 💪💪

by Muscle guy with mustang October 26, 2022

Jim Clanker Laws

Similar to Jim Crow laws, these laws enforce segregation between humans and robots/AI.

We need Jim Clanker laws, and we need them now! I don't want my kids sharing a classroom with a clanker!

by JohnALiberal October 3, 2025

Jim Moran

1) Dog shit. Or 2) a sack of shit from Texas who listens to Nickelback on repeat while spewing racial slurs and spreads false information about voter fraud.

Pick up after your fucking dog! I just stepped in a pile of Jim Moran.

by Lucky Vandelay January 8, 2021