Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."

The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.

by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025

Jeremy G

Jeremy G is a great cock... I mean cook! He can grill, chill, and fills the bills. Cash the check, rash on the neck, but not really the rash though it just rhymed. If you are interested in Jeremy G then you should CHECK him out at Abominable Bomb in a Bowl on the tube.

I wish I could cook as well as Jeremy G. He is so cool. (Average penis though)

by Zur Does KC January 25, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is a gift/blessing that’s only given to the luckiest and choosen woman in the world to give her the strength,light,support,love and reason to wake up every morning and conquer every trials.A Jeremy deserves everything.Once you have him,make sure that you’ll never let him go or let anyone take him away from you because he’s one of a kind and nothing compares to him.He’s also addictive that you might wouldn’t be able to sleep at night thinking about him,you wouldn’t notice that you’re smiling when you’re imagining some things,you’ll full your phone storage of his pictures and stare at them every minute and your day wouldn’t be completed if you didn’t talk to him.He’s also attractive that any girl would fall so easily especially because of his lovely eyes that tells everything,his angelic voice that makes you feel like floating and his soft kissable lips.

Jeremy,You’ll always be my one and only favorite and my number one priority.No matter how far you are,You’re my home.I’m really excited to spend the rest of my life with you.I love you so much baby

by You future wife,Kerzteen August 15, 2021

Jeremy

A master genius who goes crazy for gunts and ki ki pheromone spray. Paints like Jackson Polok, has such a fantazmical life story.

If you are lucky enough to catch a Jeremy under the rainbow, hold on tight, he will offer you a pot of gold.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most honest and loyal person you have ever met, he’s a soft hearted human you want by your side.

Let not to mention he’s Italian 😳🍆

Friend : hey how is your boyfriend Jeremy

Me : amazing, he makes me so happy

Friend : that’s amazing

Me : and his 🍆 dow 😳 amazing too

by Jeremyismybaby March 7, 2022

Jeremy Adam

Leader of Jeremyism
Probably the smartest person you'll ever know
Even the GOAT concedes when his name is invoked
Replace words with his name and you'll find true meaning

Wow did you see that guy destroyed everyone in tennis? He's so Jeremy.

Jeremy Adam is the man, the myth, the legend.

by bvwlxiv May 2, 2025

Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021