Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)

Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket

by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023

Oxford Jeff

A lesser species of Geoff. Often prone to pedantic, pompous, and hifalutin levels of grammatical interpretation.

Oxford Jeff determined that the comma used in the rules was worth holding up the game for 2 hours.

by Grelivan July 7, 2023

Pull a Jeff

1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment

Dude I was so far in it last night... until my dad decided to pull a Jeff.

by Poonslayer897 October 14, 2016

Pulling a Jeff

making an idiot out of ones self; lying; sticking ones foot in ones mouth

I was talking to Joe and he was totally pulling a Jeff.

by MPHBS January 29, 2019

My names Jeff

One of the greatest memes in 9,000 galaxies, with this meme in your belt no one will ever know your true identity because u r JEFF.

My names Jeff, what’s ur name, I SAID MY NAME IS JEFF!

by Meme_boi9000 October 23, 2019

Chicken breath jeff

Harry's fat dad who votes labour

Chicken breath jeff

by Kintan December 13, 2019

sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory

ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget

by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020