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Car Purpose

Rather then a car "Accident" , This is a deliberate attempt to get into a car crash. Some ways of achieving this is having crazy roadrage or closing your eyes on the highway.
Tom: Dude my car is fuckin totalled!!
Clark: That was a sweet Car Purpose , he hit you dead on!!
by Bryan Flarks January 27, 2009
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car abusing

Car abuse is the term give to the manner of driving in which the car is pushed to the limits. Car abuse includes driving at insane speeds, burnouts, and drifting.
"You you wanna go car abusing? Last time I did the biggest burnout eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.
by Buck Foston March 29, 2008
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car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.
In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!
by ladeebug June 23, 2007
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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012
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Car Soda

Soda kept in the car to quench thirst at any time. The best type is a 16 oz bottle that fits in the cupholder with a cap for freshness.
Honey, we need more car soda for our trip.
by JoaNie September 4, 2013
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car blanch

Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority
Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.
by Yoo ahh. December 11, 2013
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reference car

A car that could be used as an example of being ill conceived, poorly engineered, horribly modified or pitifully maintained. Often the manufacturer spent much more time and money trying making it look good, rather than making it reliable, and loaded it down with worthless convenience and luxury features so that people of low self esteem would buy it to try and impress their clueless neighbors and friends.
Hey man!I looked up piece of shit and there was a picture of your Cadillac! You have a reference car!
by gandalfrar April 3, 2008
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