Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

by bewbzallis March 18, 2011

Butch Bacon

The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.

I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.

by Guzey October 13, 2011

bacon shirt

(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.

When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.

by thegirlintheroom December 19, 2009

canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005

bacon grease

n. police issue pepper spray

Fucking pigs and their bacon grease and loose ethics.

by Vegawrap January 24, 2009