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Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.
Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.
by Lucianeil February 15, 2015
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Drive Her Car

To make love to a woman , have sex with a woman etc
Man I sure would love to drive her car!
by Smokecity November 4, 2010
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'Blew a hole in her'

'Blew a hole in her'.

By far one of the most commonly used slang terms in the UK, mainly used in the south of England, it means to have really good, mind blowing and probably the best, sexual intercourse with a woman. Nobody really knows where it came from, but it is generally a term 'lads' use when down at the pub.
Jay: Ugh, what's up mate?

Ryan: I want to get with Leigh-Ann.

Jay: Aren't you with May though?

Ryan: No, she dumped me for that yuppie down at the rec.

Jay: Ah, good luck with Leigh-Ann mate, some Spanish bloke from the Tapas bar blew a hole in her in some alley and now she's pregnant; feel sorry for the poor sod. She's such a thot.

Basically 'blew a hole in her' means getting a slutty woman pregnant.
by Frejayork November 11, 2014
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Nurture her Culture

When a women is so attractive, you could say the fittest women you have ever seen, you would encourage her yeast infection just so you could lick it to proove to the world how fit she is.
Mate1 :OMG look at the bird, she's so fit I'd nurture her culture.
Mate2: Yes I'd nurture her too.
by Shaun Scrot Hemm August 29, 2016
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lamp her nose in

To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.

"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"

"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"
Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."
by JollyLamper December 8, 2017
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Spill On Her Grill

Ejaculating in such a manner as the semen is directed at the woman that was orally copulating with you.
Tina was blowing me last night and then I pulled out to spill on her grill!
by DaTroof94109 March 12, 2010
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soaked her socks

Making a woman so wet her socks are soaked
I was flirting with that woman so hard she soaked her socks.
by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 29, 2019
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