what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

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I told you I was hardcore

When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.

Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.

by Wishful Thinker April 8, 2004

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Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

by mysterymethod July 14, 2010

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