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cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009
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Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower
Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!
by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010
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Mind Hump

mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.
Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working
by brejames88 January 20, 2011
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Thunder Hump

someone usually a male that sleeps with several woman and is really horny
Man:I am sleeping with 3 girls and none of them know about each other
Other Man:You fucking thunder hump
by YMCT June 18, 2016
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Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.
Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;
by CoreyTech February 2, 2018
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camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls
by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018
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House hump

A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.
I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”
by JesserDee November 20, 2018
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