hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

by ugly84 January 12, 2010

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

by Lizzle May 11, 2003

National Hold Hands With Boo Day

On May 11th you hold hands with your boo, baby, or whatever u call them and make their day

Hey babe, its national hold hands with boo day
*holds hands*

*Smiles*
Hey

by pieroseyyyy May 10, 2018

holding up pinky and index finger

you’re loyal to one person

i love holding up pinky and index finger.

by lvrlol September 19, 2022

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

by WilliamTaylor December 13, 2007

National hold ur crushes hand day

Go hold hand with that special person

October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day

by The noobs 34 October 11, 2019

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003