Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.

Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.

by HeathIam November 5, 2019

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photo hobo

One who does not look as good in person as they do in their Instagram photos.

Damn, I am such a photo hobo. The Minnesota Lynx mascot on the other hand...

by theonlywnbafan January 17, 2018

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hobo nuggets

human feces where it shouldn't be, best example being on the sidewalk

while walking downtown i smelt a horrible smell and looked down just as i was stepping on a hobo nuggets. earlier that day i saw the woman who made it making this exact one right where i am standing. she made it with her bum obviously.

by ashlee l. September 11, 2013

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Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

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