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Gentlemaxxing

When somebody pretends to be a nice guy/a gentleman to get attention from the opposite gender.
Boy: *opens the door for girl*
Girl: "Dude, I know you're gentlemaxxing. You have never done that to anyone."

MAMTEB GENTLEMEN 

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.
Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
MAMTEB GENTLEMEN by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007

a gentlemens week 

A week grace period before dumping her after she has either a) taken you on holiday or b) bought you a nice gift. After this you have no obligation to her.
Boy: I think we should see other people
Girl: Really? After I have just taken you to France last week.
Boy: To be fair, you did have a gentlemens week afterwards because you took me to france. I don't owe you anything
a gentlemens week by beenbaba April 28, 2014

A Gentlemen's Race 

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.
"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."
A Gentlemen's Race by JJohn7 August 9, 2017

Dirty gentlemen

A disgusting cocktail that’s only consumed by the most elite among us.

Red Bull & top shelf gin
Joey had 4 dirty gentlemen last night and slept with your mother
Dirty gentlemen by tonytim January 26, 2020

Dave Gettleman 

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.
Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.