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Best Friend Paradox 

When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.

1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.

2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.

Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.
Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.

Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.
Best Friend Paradox by Kell Lee October 17, 2009
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Legacy Friend 

Someone who's a complete ahole you probably wouldn't hang out with now, but you've been friends for so long, they get a pass.
Your Legacy Friend is an ahole, when is he leaving!?!
Legacy Friend by Skullder July 27, 2011

Booty Call Friend 

People you call up just to chill with. Not exactly acquaintances, but not really friends either. They're kind of like disposible friends that are easier to get rid of.
person: Hey what are you doing?
Booty call friend: Not much.
person: Let's catch a movie yeah?

Super Best Friend 

A level above best friends. Your willing to do anything for this friend. No matter how humiliating or painful the task, if its to help them out then you will.
Kyle: Stan your my super best friend.
Stan: Your my super best friend too Kyle.

friend with benefits 

a friend with whom you may occassionally "hook up" or make out with, etc etc, and may do so without worries about commitment.
Friend: "I heard you made out with Josh...do you like him? Are you going out? Because I thought you were just friends"


You: "Nope. We're just friends with benefits, is all. We're not together or anything."
friend with benefits by steph April 2, 2003

real friend 

real friend by uber06 October 23, 2018

boy best friend day

Boy best friend day is October 4th. It’s a day where you celebrate having a boy bestie and shower then in love and affection.
I celebrated boy best friend day by buying him chocolate