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friend blend

When you introduce friends that you've had for a long time to other friends you've had for a long time who have never met, but have lots in common and they become friends, it's a friend blend.
Maryellen knew Sarah and Barbara would hit it off, made a friend blend, and now we are all friends.
by Eikounday July 26, 2011
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friend with benefits

Friend with benefits is a Magic friend. The ideal relationship. The miss of compromise makes both be excellent friends and lovers.
He is the man I was looking for. But because of the difference of age- I am much older- we stay as friend with benefits. Never will I find such a good friend and lover. HE is. But....
by Dolores Lagos April 15, 2006
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Friend Zone

A term used by incredibly butthurt little boys in relation to the fact that the girl they like doesn't want to fuck them. It's an excuse the little boy makes to make the girl look like she's doing something wrong when the little boy is really just over egotistical and/or an asshurt sore loser. The little boy just doesn't want to accept the fact the girl doesn't want him.
Tyler: That fucking bitch fucking friend zoned me!
Anna: Shut up, your ego will live.
Tyler: She's just a stupid slut, every guy she dates is a douche!
Anna: You're just butthurt because she doesn't want you.
by Just another Black Sheep January 8, 2012
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friend-zoned

the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.
girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?

guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.
by monniemonniemonnie September 7, 2011
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Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.
dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.
by TRL0 November 9, 2009
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Friend of a friend

How guys claim to have met their current girl friend when they really mean they met online.
Darryl: "Yo, RayShard, dats one fine biotch you be hanging with lately. Where you meet her."
RayShard: "Oh, you mean Shaneequa? We, um, met through a friend of a friend."
Darryl: " I didn't think you would ever meet anyone with all that time you spend alone on da computer and sheet."
RayShard: "indeed. Indeed. Go figure. Funny,that."
by Ct walrus July 9, 2011
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