Florida

A place where crazy crimes happen
A Florida man was caught last week for throwing dildos at crocodiles and at children.
by March 13, 2019
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Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.
"Florida is like Satan's armpit"
by SpoopyGayBoi April 18, 2018
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Florida

Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
"Damn, they got a hella lot of tattoos."
"Welcome to Florida."
by iaintajap November 10, 2019
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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 18, 2022
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Florida Friday

When a group of male friends gather on a Friday to do PCP and then fight each other.
Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?
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florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.
Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.
by DaBearsss July 11, 2017
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Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020
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