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Fanny February

A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!
Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”

Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”
by Peachhhy July 9, 2021
mugGet the Fanny Februarymug.

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks
Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches
by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021
mugGet the February 9mug.

February 15

February 15:
Prepare to ignore your crush.
by Morful February 12, 2022
mugGet the February 15mug.

February 2

National Walk Out Of School Day

This is the day where you throw out your books and walk out the gates because your already tired of school like a badass
Person: Bro guess what

Friend: What?
Person: It’s February 2, you know what that means

Friend: ‘gasp’ NATIONAL WALK OUT OF SCHOOL DAY! ILL GO TELL THE OTHERS
by UrMom143 January 31, 2022
mugGet the February 2mug.

February 13th

Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”
by Bossbitch1234 October 15, 2019
mugGet the February 13thmug.

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt
Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around
by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019
mugGet the No Finger Februarymug.

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