Facebook Stalking

To look up someone constantly and look at all their recent satuses and all their pictures.

I think that guy is hot and i like facebook stalking him.

by woahlookatthat April 30, 2009

Facebook Friend

The basic unit of popularity.

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"

by PopKull October 28, 2010

fuck yo facebook

Basically another way of saying Fuck You or fuck your life, especially if the person your saying it to spends a lot of time on facebook.

Dan: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take man.
Chris: Dude! That's gonna be my next facebook status! :-D
Dan: Nigga fuck yo facebook!
Chris: *tears* But my facebook is my life :'(
Dan: Haha loser

by Neil-Poon-Handler August 1, 2010

Facebook Overdose (FOD)

A person who consistently floods your news feed with their facebook actions. ie Writing on walls, taking quizes, updating their status every minute.

Guy 1: Man did you see the joke I had in my Facebook status? it was hilarious!
Guy 2: Sorry man Selena was going crazy with that Facebook Overdose (FOD). she was FODing and I wasn't able to see any other peoples actions sorry.
Guy 1: Fuck you.

by ACH4 August 18, 2009

Facebook Vampire

someone who stays up late using/checking facebook very late at night, like 2 AM or so.

-dood, that creeper is a facebook vampire, stayin up this late.

-"Ahh, facebook vampires always up this late at night." you see them in chats.

-This facebook vampire needs to quilt stalkin people, posting weird shit on facebook, posting weird status/photos of themselves/videos. and posting useless shit, and spamming.

by VampireKid September 2, 2009

Facebook Cheating

Facebook Cheating is somewhat like emotional cheating, only on Facebook. It's the act of one person in a relationship devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner.

Often Facebook Cheating is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.

This can often result in a Facebook confrontation.

Girl 1: Do you know Marrissa?

Girl 2: Marrisa? My ex-boyfreind was facebook cheating on me with her. He wrote on her wall more than mine!

Girl 1: That's lame man.

by nellygrl October 13, 2009

Facebook name syndrome

Referring to someone by the name they have on facebook, rather than their real name, because the truth is you see their facebook more often than you see them in person.

Can be taken to even worse extremes when a screenname is substituted.

Frank: *thinking* Hey, it's James DePaul!
Jim: *thinking* Oh, it's that Francis Williams guy. *facepalm* Oops... facebook name syndrome again.

by Peachy Gee October 21, 2009