Earth Worming

When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole

Me “Bro on me My hips killing me”
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it

by Sir Gunt May 11, 2024

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Earth

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.

The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.

by Epicman January 22, 2024

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Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.

Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat

by Xxx_JohnWickSlayer420_xxX January 17, 2020

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The origins of the Wulfecks are shrouded in mystery, some say that the first Wulfeck on earth was the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny. And that he was transformed by the blood of Jesus as it splattered on him.

The Wulfeck earth original is thought to have lived an extended lifetime of possibly up to 400 years, and was the founder of Germany, and known as K'uk'ulkan the south american god to the mayans.

The Wulfeck Earth Origin states that the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny, was also the first earth created Wulfeck.

by jimmylanes34 January 18, 2023

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Earth's little brother

Mars is Earth's little brother planet.

Robots are exploring Earth's little brother.

by Natural Life March 7, 2021

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Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022

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