Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earth Worming

When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole

Me “Bro on me My hips killing me”
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it

by Sir Gunt May 11, 2024

Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.

Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat

by Xxx_JohnWickSlayer420_xxX January 17, 2020

Earth

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.

The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.

by Epicman January 22, 2024

Whitest Name on Earth

Howard Waynesboro

Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth

by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023

Earth

A plate-like object in space. Do not try to travel around it or you will fall off the face of the Earth.

Timothy: Earth is flat
Cathy: Just like ur ass

by SmartestBitchAlive September 26, 2022

Earth's little brother

Mars is Earth's little brother planet.

Robots are exploring Earth's little brother.

by Natural Life March 7, 2021