dingy dong thing

Slang for a penis

Guy 1- Bruv tell me why at da bash Courtney totes pulled me in da bedroom by my Dingy Dong Thing
Guy 2- Churchhhh

by Lakewood303 March 28, 2020

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 November 07, 2015

Nam Dong-Gyun

A really cute term for fountain

God that fountains out of control, what model is it?

Must be a Nam Dong-Gyun ⛲️⛲️

by Butter dawg January 02, 2021

ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

by çmébort November 17, 2013

Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 06, 2018

John Long Dong

A guy called John with a long dong

"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2

by Henry Lawton January 08, 2015

ding dong

when you ring a girls door bell and before she answers you friend sneak in and fuck her up the anus before she opens the door which will then proceed to DP.

she exclaimed "IV'E BEEN "ding dong"ed"

by wiggleding March 23, 2009