Even though she may be a genuine person and is always expressing her feelings, she fails to mention her freaky side. She can go down whenever and no one knows (it’s basically a secret talent)
when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’
Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky