Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

Crusty Slug

The trail left by cum that was not fully wiped up

Ew what is on your skin? Oh thats just the crusty slug, I didn't shower after last night.

by threepotatoes December 4, 2016

Crusty Memes

Are older memes that are not funny anymore. Theses memes are usually used by people very new in meme viewing and have seen older memes and thought they were funny.

Look at all these crusty memes

by Bman111 April 25, 2017

Crusty Coat

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.

Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!

by HotStickyPillow May 9, 2018

Curstin

hmmm where to start most Curstins are good looking with at least one part of them that is ugly and will manipulate a guy to the core its like they are allergic to being loyal and they never know when to stop they are quick to throw out fake tears and make a scene they talk a big game but will never actually do anything they tend to have black holes as female parts sucking up everything within a mile radias

Austin: "bruh your dating Curstin?"
Brock: "yeah why not she is pretty cool"
Austin:" dude she has a black hole for a vagina and has been with everyone on school be careful dont get sucked up "

by shhhhhgirl March 26, 2018

crusty dusty dinosaur

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u r crusty dusty dinosaur

by EMILY IS A HOE June 28, 2019

Crusty Pussy

A crusty pussy has many meanings, most commonly it is a term for someone who is petty and jealous of things one cannot posses.

"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy"

by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017