Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

Crotch nug

Ball sack

Yeah, I fixed my dog. Cut his crotch nugs clean off.

by Names4Balls December 22, 2018

Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.

"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"

by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015

Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.

Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.

by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012

Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.

"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.

Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.

by potatomaster January 19, 2010