Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

by The Irish God April 13, 2010

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish

Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.

by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.

After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.

by Wise Beat April 14, 2017

Fire crotch

A common slur used against gingers to describe their pubic hair.

Person A (ginger) : “whats up (Person B’s name)”
Person B “what’s up fire crotch”

by Shrek69lover January 5, 2022

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010