After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.
by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015
Get the creamed contact mug.A term used in place of making out, often used by the homies, giving different flavors to each girl they have kissed and/or made out with.
by Handoggy September 10, 2020
Get the Ice Cream mug.A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.
by King Nick Crompton May 7, 2018
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Get the Hoe Cream mug.The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.
Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.
by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X September 7, 2015
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by Mr.UnknownUserMan September 18, 2012
Get the sky-cream mug.Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
by Jamzig May 25, 2011
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