phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.

Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time

by nikki.dove June 26, 2019

Hallway crush

a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)

idek my hallway crush’s name

by rainbowgorilla September 24, 2023

Apollonian Crush

When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.

Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.

by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010

inactive crush

An inactive crush is the aftermath of liking someone for a very long time. Every now and then feelings will pop up for that person but won't last long at all. It is showing the heart and the body how to ease away from a certain person. it prevents you from liking someone else besides the person and all you can do is stop trying to push it away and just live.

Megans inactive crush kicked in and she started liking Tim again, but only for 2 minutes.

by Stahley13 May 14, 2016

mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you

Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh

by PiDeltaSlime August 29, 2019

Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013