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coon

A conservative person in high authority in a school/college community.
Usally aged 40+ with too much coin.
E.g)
Hey he’s a coon prick.
Omg I hate my lecturer he’s such a coon.
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
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Chrissy the Coon

1.Used to describe someone with a duality of negative qualities often associated with both urban and rural life.

The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.

2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.

3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.

4. A trump supporter.
Good person: Wow, have you heard that guy Chris sued Donna when he stubbed his toe on her porch?

2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
by Chris Robinson April 27, 2025
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Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.
Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!
by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023
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Coon Bluff

Craziest peda spot on a river between mountains to hike
Coon Bluff peda?

Sayless my boy
by THEKING1569 June 11, 2024
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Coon

Someone who bullshits or acts like an asshole also can be someone who acts like a bitch and can also be someone who backstabs you.
Dude why’d you tell Stella I don’t like her even though I told you yesterday that I clearly like her, your such a coon
by Coon spoon December 25, 2017
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Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
by chaivalla March 23, 2024
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coon

by tyiaa <3 April 29, 2023
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